A friend of mine sent me the following quote that he encountered on some forum...
As an atheist, I'm left up to my own moral devices. As a result, I personally slaughter twelve puppies a day, feed them to twelve other puppies, and then repeatedly stab the second set of puppies and have sex with the stab wounds.
Without God as a compass, what other result is possible?
I really should find a religion soon, because all these puppies are getting expensive. And I think the pet store owner is getting suspicious.