Random thoughts, observations, and opinions of a software engineer in corporate America.
Some funny stuff
Published on July 15, 2004 By CS Guy In Humor
Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh ****!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...



so my dad found my porn folder
and he was getting all pissed
so its all like "does this surprise you? i'm not stupid you know"
"i know dad"
"what do you have to say for yourself?"
at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say "C:\Documents and Settings\Ricky\My Documents\faxessent\faxes"
and he just shut up
what is it?
its his porn folder



67% of girls are stupid
i belong with the other 13%



The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?



t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG B****
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT ***
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked by t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right



what should I give sister for unzipping?
Um. Ten bucks?
no I mean like, WinZip?



oh man
I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
and it exploded
ALMOST all over my keyboard
but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick f***ers)
<


hey baby, whats up?
umm....nothing?
So....want me to like come over today so we can ****?
Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/



: If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
: If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
: Where u work?
: I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)

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Comments
on Jul 15, 2004
Been reading bash.org, eh?

-- B
on Jul 15, 2004
Been reading bash.org, eh?


No, actually a friend sent those to me this morning. Well, I do occasionaly reald bash.org, though I haven't in a long time.
on Jul 15, 2004
...they made me giggle!

67% of girls are stupidi belong with the other 13%


I think I belong with that 13 too, hehe!
on Jul 15, 2004
what should I give sister for unzipping?
Um. Ten bucks?
no I mean like, WinZip?


Took me a second to get that one, since my first thought was of PKZip.
on Jul 15, 2004
ah the glories of MIRC