Oh My God!!!

Someone Call 911!!!

Published on July 23, 2004 By CS Guy In Blogging

I just got a paper cut!

It's bad... oh so bad.

I can see the bone!

Blood is spurting everywhere!

I think my finger is going to fall off!

I can barely manage to type this!

I need prayers! Lots of prayers!

Oh wait, I'm an athiest.

I need donations! Lots of donations!

Getting my finger re-attached is going to take some coin.

I'm going to pass out now.... goodbye.

Comments (Page 2)

citahellion

on Jul 24, 2004

I'm agnostic, is that close enough?

CS Guy

on Jul 24, 2004

Wont you just die?

Eventually.

but i can sacrifice a 3 toed goat in your behalf,

Hmmm.... goat. The other juicy delicious meat. Roasted, sliced thin, and served with some grilled onions and peppers... and maybe some Feta. Hmmm.... goat.

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