I just got a paper cut!
It's bad... oh so bad.
I can see the bone!
Blood is spurting everywhere!
I think my finger is going to fall off!
I can barely manage to type this!
I need prayers! Lots of prayers!
Oh wait, I'm an athiest.
I need donations! Lots of donations!
Getting my finger re-attached is going to take some coin.
I'm going to pass out now.... goodbye.