Oh My God!!!

Someone Call 911!!!

Published on July 23, 2004 By CS Guy In Blogging

I just got a paper cut!

It's bad... oh so bad.

I can see the bone!

Blood is spurting everywhere!

I think my finger is going to fall off!

I can barely manage to type this!

I need prayers! Lots of prayers!

Oh wait, I'm an athiest.

I need donations! Lots of donations!

Getting my finger re-attached is going to take some coin.

I'm going to pass out now.... goodbye.

Comments (Page 1)

citahellion

on Jul 23, 2004

Clearly what you need to do (assuming you survive, and once you've recovered) is to sue the paper company for failing to include a warning on the packaging that cuts may result if you handle the edges of the paper in certain ways. I figure $50 billion should cover your medical expenses, damages and emotional trauma.

CS Guy

on Jul 23, 2004

I figure $50 billion should cover your medical expenses, damages and emotional trauma.

That's a good idea. Hopefully Sir Peter owns that company. He's got deep pockets.

Oh, I'm blogging from the hospital, by the way.

dharmagrl

on Jul 23, 2004

Oooh, you're wicked!

Which hospital? Just so I can verify. Gotta do my 'Miss Marple' bit ya know, make sure you're being truthful and all.

citahellion

on Jul 23, 2004

By the way, as you requested, I went ahead and called the 9/11 Commission for you. They'll be adding an appendix to their report covering the dangers of processed wood pulp in the commission of terrorist attacks.

CS Guy

on Jul 23, 2004

By the way, as you requested, I went ahead and called the 9/11 Commission for you.

Gah! By the time they decide anything I'll be deader than Ben Affleck's career!

citahellion

on Jul 23, 2004

Hey now, I thought "Jersey Girl" was actually a pretty good movie.

Besides, he's always got his mad poker skillz to fall back on.

Amitty

on Jul 23, 2004

Jersey Girl was a good movie because J-lo dies...

Kayles

on Jul 23, 2004

Oh CS, I'll pray for you! Please don't die!

CS Guy

on Jul 23, 2004

Oh CS, I'll pray for you! Please don't die!

No! No! No! Didn't you read the post? I need DONATIONS not prayers.

Kayles

on Jul 23, 2004

I will have to pray for you, because all I have to donate right now is some pocket lint and my leftovers from lunch! Besides, you need prayers for you salvation now as well!

chiprj

on Jul 23, 2004

I got back late to the office... is it too late to pray? (even though you don't believe in it?) is it too late to send money? I'm so worried that my money won't get there in time...

chiprj

on Jul 23, 2004

No! No! No! Didn't you read the post? I need DONATIONS not prayers.

Ooooh, or maybe I'll prey on you...

CS Guy

on Jul 23, 2004

I'm so worried that my money won't get there in time...

There's always time for money.

chiprj

on Jul 23, 2004

There's always time for money.

Hmmm... just like there's always room for jell-o... mmmmm.... jell-o

CS Guy

on Jul 23, 2004

is it too late to pray? (even though you don't believe in it?)

You can pray if you want. I'm not one of those athiest zealots that get offended at the slightest hint of reiligion. I'd have a hard life if I were since I don't know any other athiests.

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