Finally, evidence showing what many of us have known for a long time! Link "They have the right to remain silent...and tender and juicy..."

Finally, evidence showing what many of us have known for a long time! Link "They have the right to remain silent...and tender and juicy..."

If fire fighters fight fire, and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?

If fire fighters fight fire, and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?

Here's a collection of answers and segments from 7th to 12th grade tests and papers. Enjoy. "When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire." "H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water." "To collect fumes of suphur, hold on a deacon over a flame in a test tube." "When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide." "Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state." "Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and ...

Here's a collection of answers and segments from 7th to 12th grade tests and papers. Enjoy. "When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire." "H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water." "To collect fumes of suphur, hold on a deacon over a flame in a test tube." "When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide." "Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state." "Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and ...

So I was thinking about running for President of the United States of America, but I needed some platform to tempt the votes. It occured to me that if I promise tax cuts on all chocolate I could get a large percentage of the female vote. And if I promised an NFL sports package in every home I could get a large percentage of the male vote. White House, here i come!

So I was thinking about running for President of the United States of America, but I needed some platform to tempt the votes. It occured to me that if I promise tax cuts on all chocolate I could get a large percentage of the female vote. And if I promised an NFL sports package in every home I could get a large percentage of the male vote. White House, here i come!

Imagine if you will...the leader of the fifth invader force speaking to the commander in chief... "They're made out of meat." "Meat?" "Meat. They're made out of meat." "Meat?" "There's no doubt about it. We picked several from different parts of the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." "That's impossible. What about the radio signals? The messages to the stars?" "They use the radio waves to talk, but the signals don't ...

Imagine if you will...the leader of the fifth invader force speaking to the commander in chief... "They're made out of meat." "Meat?" "Meat. They're made out of meat." "Meat?" "There's no doubt about it. We picked several from different parts of the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." "That's impossible. What about the radio signals? The messages to the stars?" "They use the radio waves to talk, but the signals don't ...

Recently I’ve been working on resource allocation estimates for our next phase of work. This is basically an estimate of how many people are needed for each task for a three-month development cycle. For example, Task A may need 1.5 heads, while Task B might need 0.5. So I finish the estimate, and my boss shows it to his boss. We get a response along the lines of, “No that’s not right. You only have X number of heads to allocate. Change your estimates so that your total is X.” Thi...