Random thoughts, observations, and opinions of a software engineer in corporate America.
Published on August 5, 2004 By CS Guy In Humor
CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th Tour de France title.

In a random check for banned substances, 3 were found in Armstrong's hotel room.

The 3 substances banned by the French that were found in his hotel room were as follows:

(1) Toothpaste
(2) Deodorant
(3) Soap

The French officials also found several other items which they had never seen before including a testicle and a backbone.

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on Aug 05, 2004
""BBC France currently has 510 nuclear warheads and has been developing nuclear subs and ICBMs since the 1960s""

And if they work as well as the French Aircraft Carrier we're safe.
on Aug 05, 2004

No, Baker. This guy's the same genius who claims an online petition by some Canadian guy to get rid of Bush is tantamount to a declaration of war. That's stupid. Stupid multiplied by obtuse raised to the power of ignorant. I call bullshit on his cheap-laugh jinoistic xenophobic bellicose rants.

I'd prefer if you didn't use needlessly inflammatory words like 'stupid' when you come after me. As you can see by my words above I can fling the vitriol with the best of them too but I realize we *all* lose when I lower myself to your beastly standards.

Relax. I'd hate to see you have another Hate Conniption like you did last week with kingbee That was pretty funny, man.
on Aug 05, 2004
No, Baker. This guy's the same genius who claims an online petition by some Canadian guy to get rid of Bush is tantamount to a declaration of war. That's stupid.

Not quite as stupid as the person who thinks I was serious even after I stated that I was not.
on Aug 05, 2004
The french act as if we owe some cultural debt of gratitude to them. Then again they treat the rest of the world like that as well. They seem to forget that if we didnt drive the germans out of their country twice, they would not have the freedom to chainsmoke and stink.

And Larry....that comment about the French aircraft carrier almost made me shoot soda out my nose...lol
on Aug 05, 2004
I actually thought this was serious when I first read it, which probably shows you what I think about the French.
on Aug 05, 2004
I'm British and if given the choice of being any closer to Europe or being America's next state, give me a cowboy hat and call me Tex.

I hate the French, nearly as much as I hate the Germans, but that's another story.

Fuck the cheese eating, spineless, schemeing, smelly surrender monkeys. It's just sad that many good men had to die to give the white flag wavers their stinking land back.
on Aug 05, 2004
"Relax. I'd hate to see you have another Hate Conniption like you did last week with kingbee That was pretty funny, man."


...

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... man, I don't even remember that. Well, as long as it was funny I guess...

...*stupid*...

on Aug 05, 2004
I guess lance will have to GO OVER their house and beat the shit out of them again at their own competition.

And to all those frenchys reading, what u found on the sink wasent shitty tastig american whipped cream and a chesse peeler.
on Aug 05, 2004
The French have long been disgusted with Americans as a whole, for many reasons. It's really nothing I'd like to take the time to debate, but it mainly stems from the American outlook in that Americans are '#1', and 'the most deserving' in many things. That fact that Americans make fun of the French for not siding with them in a war without real motivation is proof in point. (Please note: when I say 'war without motivation', I simply mean that the reasons given to the public were not entirely true. I am glad Hussain is no longer in power, but I don't entirely agree with the war).

Anyway, there are some very distinct differences between the American and the French, and I dislike a few things about their culture, just as they do of ours. France is one place I've never really had the desire to visit. I hesitate to make fun of them though because for every 'fault' of theirs, there is a fault of ours.
on Aug 05, 2004
but it mainly stems from the American outlook in that Americans are '#1', and 'the most deserving' in many things.

Well, I can't speak for all Americans, but Jacksonian Americans tend to think that America is #1 (whether that means they attribute the same to Americans is debatable). And they tend to think that people are deserving of what they earn, and they feel that Americans have earned a great deal through hard work and ingenuity.

That fact that Americans make fun of the French for not siding with them in a war without real motivation is proof in point.

Oh come on now...Americans have been making fun of the French for a lot longer than that.
on Aug 05, 2004
I fully understand and agree with the Frenchman's point about their not siding with us in a useless war.

Don't people realize how much that useless war cost France in terms of higher oil prices and lost contracts?

Americans, if they know what is good for them, will leave the French deals with Iran alone.

After all the French have given Americans a Statue. No reason not to give an aircraft carrier as an added bonus.

Uh, there are one or two differences between us and the French. They have screwed up every place they have ever visited. Americans have left one or two places better off.
on Aug 05, 2004
Every culture has something about them people are always going to hate. Black people like to be loud and drink liquor, Irish people drink like hell, and mexicans like to sweat and sleep. French people just have alot of things about them that most of the world hates. The fact that an american keeps winning their race makes me chuckle, i could care less who wins it actually, just let it be anybody but a french person. I think this says it best "France is a beautiful country..just if all the french fucks would leave..." So the french will do what they do best, paint stupid shit, smoke, and smell bad. Let the US do all the hard work and when it's all said and done, let the french step up and try to take credit for it.
on Aug 06, 2004
CSGuy,

Personally I find his use of DiHydrogen Monoxide (DHMO), to which he has OPENLY ADMITTED, to be more appalling.

For more about this alarming chemical, go to www.dhmo.org
on Aug 06, 2004
Personally, I don't have any politically based views on the French. I just make fun of them because there's so much material there. The history of the French military is just too precious, the only General they had that was worth a damn was a friggin wop for chrissake! Then you have the non-bathing, the limp-wristed chain-smoking, the hairy pits, the guys wearing berets and leather loafers; it's like shooting fish in a barrel. If everyone didn't take themselves so seriously, this place should would be a lot more fun.
on Aug 06, 2004

Why everyone beating on the french, i mean, after all, they conquered England, Insinuated themselves into Scottish and English Kingships, invented the organised killing of rich dudes so that other rich dudes could do their thang....
so, my point, America kills rich dudes so they can do their thang(oh, no wiat, they kill the rich dudes' servants, but party and dine with the rich dudes...), and get modern kingships by weedling in. So french history==American History in a lot of ways, and dude, Louisiana, Florida, Mississipi et al , well, are kinda french, so are they un-american? So like, are cajuns surrender monkeys? Are the Scots surrender monkeys? or the English?
We have a lot to thank France for, like Hitler, Croissants and Racism.
Or wait, no, we dont, Hitler was a creation of the US (Versailles, Edward Bernais etc.)
Croissants are polish i heard,
And Racism, well the romans were pretty good at that, so...
Yeah, F**K The French
Go Team!
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