Lance Armstrong Win May be Stripped?

Published on August 5, 2004 By CS Guy In Humor

CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th Tour de France title.

In a random check for banned substances, 3 were found in Armstrong's hotel room.

The 3 substances banned by the French that were found in his hotel room were as follows:

(1) Toothpaste
(2) Deodorant
(3) Soap

The French officials also found several other items which they had never seen before including a testicle and a backbone.

Comments (Page 6)

Gideon MacLeish

on Aug 29, 2004

To be fair, the official pocerty rate in the USA is an amount that people in most countries would consider a small fortune.

I don't consider a socialist society to be indicative of an advanced society, personally. If you have a free market society, you will have some poor among them.

bakerstreet

on Aug 29, 2004

Standard of living for people under the poverty line in the US is middle class in most other first world nations. People see the word poverty and think Dickens. The US census has a good description of US poverty. I wrote an article on it myself a few months back.

Insightful

on Sep 02, 2004

Hey!
You may not believe this, but I ran into a guy the other day that didn't know, who Lance Armstrong is.
I'm like, whaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Where has this person been hybernating?
Geez! I thought better then to ask if he's been in jail because I have a brother that's been in prison for the last 18 years, but he knows who Lance Armstrong is.

(shiish!)
I mean, you talk about someone being out of the loop!
I was absolutely shocked.

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