Random thoughts, observations, and opinions of a software engineer in corporate America.
Published on August 5, 2004 By CS Guy In Humor
CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th Tour de France title.

In a random check for banned substances, 3 were found in Armstrong's hotel room.

The 3 substances banned by the French that were found in his hotel room were as follows:

(1) Toothpaste
(2) Deodorant
(3) Soap

The French officials also found several other items which they had never seen before including a testicle and a backbone.

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on Aug 07, 2004
Excellent post CS.

But let me ask you this: How is it you can get away with this post, but when I create a post about the qualities of Jewish comedians that I would like to see in our President or Presidential Candidate, I get ripped a new one and called a "racist prick"?

Perhaps your standing here is more credible. At least your responses were "kind".

LLs
on Aug 07, 2004
"Chirac began his political career rubbing cheeks with Hussein" going in your direction i think it was before Chirac. One more time i admit that our both country arent clean. You know in france there is lot and lot of discussion about irak. All you have said (chirac support and all before ) have be put in the public place ( res publica in latin ). But our impression here is that in USA there is not enough debat, the impression that only ppl for the war talk and the other shut up.Did you believed in mass dest weapon ? i hope not.
. Perhaps just a false impression, a mistake of us.
"the French people are easily as brainwashed about Iraq as US citizens" no offense - no probleme; - i just repeat that here there was (is) lot of discussion about that: all was eposed : ally burton as total finna elf - lafayette as WWII - Give freedom as fail to give freedom and set a civil war etc.

"I think the past year has shown that we aren't there for oil, but even if we were..." : the first thing secured: oil - and at this day its ever controlled by us forces and the reconstruction is paid with oil. - but my major problem with oil is that long before the war there was a fu...g embargo on this country, an embargo that have killed lot of ppl : oil vs food and medication.
It s not a way to make fall a tyrant. I think the opinion they have of occident is very affected by ten year ( about ) of this embargo that haven t affected the tyran, if that have not made him more popular in irak : "u see the evil it s not me it s occident ! "
Even, i think there is no evil, just ppl with different culture, goals. Someone is ever the evil of someone else... And at the end the evil is the one who lost the war ( so there no evil for having drop nukes on hiroshima and nagasaki for exemple, with no trial . (thats just an exemple not an attaque )).
Friendly.
on Aug 07, 2004
Wathever iraki war, this story begin long before like you siad too.
I wanna know if when u tlak about berrets, saop, backbone i dont know what,surrender monkeys, in wich % you are serious. Or it is just jokes like here we make jokes on belgium ppl.
Something make me laugh, in hollywood films, each time there is a movie who take part in france we can see cars from 30 years ago, ppl with berret etc. Do you believe we still are at this point or it is just joke?
Who of you have come in france?
on Aug 07, 2004
To Salamandre(Anonymous User)

If you look at the top of CS Guy's aricle, you will see that the "Dicussion" is in the category of "Humor". So, of course it is not to be taken seriously. It is merely the humorous perception that Americans have had of the French since WWII.

I'm American, but my ethnic background is Polish. The American humorous perception of Poles is that we are all idiots and have holes in our foreheads from learning how to eat with a fork. I laugh at Polish jokes, the American humorous perception of Poles, as much as the next person. I do not take offense to it. It is merely good-natured "ribbing" - not in anyway intended to offend.

Some of the people who have replied may have taken offense and replied in a serious manner.

LLS
on Aug 07, 2004
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
on Aug 07, 2004
Salamandre: For a lot of people the animosity toward the French is a propaganda, knee-jerk kind of thing. I've tried to offer you a perspective on why we feel the way we do. I don't expect to cause you to have animosity to your own country, only to show you that this isn't just ignorant, superficial nationalism.

I appreciate your perspective, but it really sounds like the same shopping list of practiced gripes we hear from people who read a lot of propaganda. Much of it, like the WMD question, has been addressed over and over.

What I think you should understand from this is that the animosity toward the French isn't due to Iraq, or France's refusal to allow Reagan to use their airspace, etc. These are just peaks in what is a brewing animosity, and that is to due a consistant, generations-old attitude that the US is somehow less cultured, less intelligent, and less relevant than France. It is also born from instances like Vietnam, where the US suffered great embarassment, and which was essentially a French mess in the first place.

You have to understand that while our nations are probably equal in our mistakes and international excesses, the perception here is that the French see themselves as inherantly superior. I appreciate you being so equitable, but in the end though our mistakes are equitable, France seems to think that our cultures aren't.

on Aug 09, 2004

But let me ask you this: How is it you can get away with this post, but when I create a post about the qualities of Jewish comedians that I would like to see in our President or Presidential Candidate, I get ripped a new one and called a "racist prick"?

It's not all about you.

on Aug 09, 2004

If you look at the top of CS Guy's aricle, you will see that the "Dicussion" is in the category of "Humor". So, of course it is not to be taken seriously.

Exactly, Lenbert.  And that is why I am avoiding any serious discussion of the topic.  Also I'm having difficulty reading the posts of our French commentor, and considering the miniscule amount of thought that went into this article (it is just a copy/paste issue) I don't feel like spending more than a second or two reading any reply.

Of course, if BakerStreet wants to use my site for a serious discussion of the issue, then more power to him.  I am a point whore after all.

on Aug 09, 2004
, sorry.

I just think that most people in Europe see the jokes and the angst and think that it is blind, ignorant hate. With a Frenchmen willing to talk it looked like an opportunity to let at least one of them know that many of us with bias have it for real, well-considered reasons.

Not that it will change anything. Didn't mean to get all serious on ya. I just figured it might do someone, somewhere some good to see the thought behind the humor.
on Aug 09, 2004
Well, we DO learn to SPELL by age 15.And I would put my intelligence against ANY French person's with the same number of years of schooling.


What the hell is that supposed to mean? He's arguing quite articulately for his point of view, while all of you dismiss his points "because you've heard them before," well maybe you heard them but you didn't listen, like you're not listening now. And he's arguing in English, which isn't even his primary language, try being as articulate arguing with him in French, with perfect French spelling. To pick at his spelling is just low.

I've been living in this country for 12 years now, and I have to tell you, Americans, of which I am now one, are some of the most mean-spirited people I have ever met. You truly call the constant French-bashing I hear "just kidding around?" It's incredibly hurtful and rude, not to mention incredibly monotonous and boring, same exact attacks over and over. On top of that, I don't think any other country has a bigger commonly believed list of stereotypes, often based on nothing at all, or extremely circumstancial evidence.

And you speak of the French people being easily brainwashed or manipulated? What about the storms of Americans who boycotted AMERICAN restaurants because they served French fries at the start of this Iraq crap? "French fries" aren't even French! As far as I know, no other culture attaches the French prefix anyway. Same sort of garbage with French toast or even AMERICAN companies with the words "France" or "French" in them.

Frankly, maybe the French are the meanest, most xenophobic and downright awful people on Earth, I wouldn't know, I've never been to France, but I have lived in America for over half my life, and I am almost positive that "the average American" is no better than you make the French out to be. I'm just glad all of my friends are far from "average."
on Aug 14, 2004
One good way nations develop goodwill toward each other is by helping one another when needed. U.S. always sending help in a disaster. Money, clothes, blankets, food.water. or shelter. Right now as I write this, the damage from hurricane Charlie is absolutely astounding! I wonder how many nations will step up and offer to help the U.S. in any way or form. Usually not!! Especially not France. Why do we ALWAYS help? Maybe we are different.
on Aug 19, 2004
interesting point, but from what I have observed (as imperfect as those observations may be) it is usually economically stronger countries sending help to countries that lack the infrastructure to deal with those catastrophes. Japan sends teams to countries who have suffered from earthquakes because they have a lot of experience and techniques to deal with it (also for research). Canada often helps with international aid. I only use these two countries as examples because I have lived there.

I think that the world consideres the american economy and infrastructure strong enough to deal with the crisis (as devastating as it is). As well, I think that if the US government asked for help, other countries would. Maybe the US is different in this area, but certainly not alone.
on Aug 23, 2004
France has the lowest average I.Q score of any industrialized nation.
on Aug 25, 2004
Are they an industrialized nation? Kidding.
on Aug 28, 2004
Well ...

The official poverty rate in 2003 was 12.5 percent in USA (35.9 million people), up from 12.1 percent in 2002.

USA industrialized nation too ?

Je souris sagement ...
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